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MyJoyOnline is reporting the first case of swine flu in Ghana. I thought we usually imported pork in barrels.
Details are a bit sketchy but I bet workers are looking forward to having a few days off work in the next few days and porkshow* sellers are dreading all the misinformation that is bound to send their sales down to zero.
Porkshow is what we call roasted pork sold by roadsides in Ghana. And no, no amount of radio and TV announcements about it being impossible to catch it from pigs will stop some people from avoiding eating pork because "it's better to be safe than sorry".

I'll start you off with this nursery song. I dont think it was sung anywhere else but in Ghana and whether they still do:
Fred,
Fred is my name.
Given to me,
by my father.
Whether good or bad,
I will never change it
Of course it went around the class where everyone substituted their name in there. Or in the case of the kids that already showed signs that school was going to be difficult for them, another "father" for "whether" to make "father good or bad...".
Now over 20 years ago, such a poll of names in a nursery school would most likely have turned up mostly English first names and though I would expect that to have changed now, it would still be largely English names.
A trend that I've seen lately though suggests that might be about to change in the next generation. I cant say I've done much research into this so it's based largely of a few friends that I'd lost contact wiht suddenly popping up on Facebook and other places with the English names gone.
It's nothing drastic like coming up with a whole new name, just simply dropping the English one and letting the usually Ghanaian middle names take precedence.
Victoria is now Nana Ama
Isaac is Nene
Franklin changed to Kojo Ohene
Raymond morphed into Paa Kojo
Dorcas likes to be called Nana Konadu
Bright is now Kwame [Can you really blame him?]
I wont pretend to know all of the reasons for this so I randomly selected one of my friends from old that who had had name-dropped and asked his opinion;
"I no dey like am...", he says. [I dont like it]
On the notion of going back to one's roots with regards to names.
He goes "E bi d only way" [It's the only way to go]
Now I've known Philip (I know! it's hard to think of him as Kwesi) since primary school -- and went to the same high school -- and in a way it doesnt surprise me much that he buys into a movement of changing things around to show pride in his culture. I cant say the same for some of the others I'm spotting doing this so it's either now trendy to do so or their attitudes have changed a lot since I last talked to them. The optimist in me is hoping it's a change of attitude.
I dont know whether you can tell where I stand on this issue yet; that's right, I've been very guarded about where I stand so far :p.
Anyone that has known me back in Ghana would have known me as Fred Anane-Frimpong, hence Faf. Before I left Ghana in 2000, I'd worked out why my name was what it was and why it was hyphenated buy never felt like doing anything about it. I had very little inclination then to be messing around with my name so any questions I asked were for the sake of knowing.
Pull up a seat...
The story goes like this. My dad's birth was such that a home birth wasnt encouraged -- probably due to some complications. At the hospital, the white doctor was so good that everything went really well with no problems for anyone.
My grandfather, to show appreciation, wanted to name my dad after the doctor but for one little snag... no one bothered to ask his name. I suppose the hospital was too far from the village for anyone to deem it necessary to trek back to go ask the doctor so they named him Kwaku Anane, better known as Kwaku Dɔkota. I dont think this was a problem in pre-independence Ghana in a village in the middle of nowhere that most probably did not register births.
Cue a couple of decades later and this young man has broken free from the village and is increasingly dealing with "big men" with long English names and probably having to fill out a few forms asking "Christian Name" "Family Name". Kwaku Dɔkota from Adobewura just wasnt gonna cut it so he adopted not one but 2 English names to seem more krakye (gentlemanly). He then adopted his dad's name, tacked it on to his own Anane and hyphenated it to further increase his krakye powers. Not quite content, he decided to go by his two initials plus the new double-barrel name to send the krakye-ness through the roof!
Knowing this when I went for my first passport in 1999, I decided to break away from the double barrelled-ness of my surname with my dad's permission -- because afterall, the family name was simply Frimpong -- and freeing up my middle names Kofi Anane. Well, two years in England and after a million times being asked whether I was related to THE Kofi Annan, I figured I was about time I took my middle names off all non-official documents.
To cut an already long story short, I dont see myself officially dropping any of my names cos no matter what I do at this stage, I'll always think of myself with all the names I've ever been known by. In a way, I'd feel like I were going back on what that song I'd sang over a million times had thought me. [Easy to say when you're not called Soggybottom] More importantly, I dont think my parents will be very pleased no matter how logical my explanation is or what they say.
Efuwa and I have talked about baby names on what seems like too many times and know for sure any children of ours are only getting purely Ghanaian names. Currently top of her list for a boy is Otinankaaduro, literally meaning "He who has an antidote for a python" which in light of recent events, may be very suitable. I can only hope she's joking because that snake certainly didnt look like a python.
Anyway... imagine Otinankaaduro Frimpong coming into this world, then in another 20 years, perceptions changing with African American names now the trend. I dont think I'd be very happy with him dropping Otinankaaduro in favour of DeShaun.
So like that woman in the video going around on facebook, I dont want to, this ting, change me the past. I'll try to change the future and hope it stays changed but kudos to all of you making your change now.