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September 02, 2010
19:20
Line of Work
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

She:
So, what's your line of work?

He:
For you, I'm a footballer: fast, skilful, strong, and in tight pants.
September 01, 2010
5:06
Just laugh if u can!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Two office mates caught by the guard having sex.

Guard: Aha, violeting Company Rule!

Man: What Rule?

Guard: Not wearing uniforms!
August 30, 2010
10:55
Two Garbage Bags!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20
notes falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Damn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence
with my hedge clippers. Each time a guy sticks his thing through the
fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays".
August 27, 2010
3:07
Girls Like Talent
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

In college, I once went to the room of a girl-in-demand. I went with my roommate. There we met another guy (yes, she was in demand), and the girl's roommates. Her roommates were lovely too.

We discovered that the other guy was an Artist and I a Poet. But my roommate - he had no ready talent. So Artist and Poet were the toast of the girl's roommates. But my own roommate, we did not even see him leave - he was just toast!

Artist and Poet did not get the girl, but we remain friends to this day.
August 26, 2010
13:41
Jane Doe - Man Besotted
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Office mate, don't call Jane Doe.
That was the good advice.
She'll say no, no more dates.

It's just to see if she's well, he says.

Office mate, no! Don't call her please.
Office mate, it's for your own pride!

Okay, if you say so, he says.

Next day Office mate walks in.
He does not look that tres bien.
He admits he called Jane Doe!
August 24, 2010
12:35
Jane Doe - No Show
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Jane Doe rode with my colleague
Till they were at the car park
Jane Doe would not get out
She said she was suddenly sick
Colleague finally took her home
When we analysed the facts
It was the way he was poorly dressed
Jane Doe is a colourful doll
Colleague is not even Joe Bloggs.
August 20, 2010
13:19
Jane Doe
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

My colleague's got a wet-cold-night date with "Jane Doe".
August 15, 2010
9:14
Ontological!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I'm texting my cousin to say what's up. He says he's with 'this' girl. We both know she's bad for him. He texts back to say he can't help it - it's ontological. What????
August 13, 2010
17:27
Weekend Women!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

freaky friday's flirtatious females
feloniously following friends' fellows

sunny saturday's stunners stare so seductively,
sucking sweets smiling suggestively

sunday's solemn sisters sit softly
silently soaking serendipitous sermons
3:48
Today's Menu
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

The Head of my love is Physical.
The Heart of my love is Flirtatious.
The Hand of my love is Naughty.
The Leg of my love is Impulsive.
And that's today's menu.
August 11, 2010
23:41
You make me go out of my way
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You make me go out of my way
As a passion test
But that is so obvious today
I've feigned and impressed
August 08, 2010
4:29
Barroom Manners
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

She sits down and signals the bartender. The guy to her right turns to look at her. Then he looks down to contemplate his glass. She hears him say, "You're so fine". Such rudeness. Such a corny line. She says "buzz off" with a throw of her hand, and moves to a barstool a little further on the other side of him. As she sits, from the corner of her eye, she sees him 'buzz off' his phone. He'd been speaking to his 'Pretty', and she'd been earwigging!
August 07, 2010
6:49
He Couldn't Touch Me
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why did you leave him?

I discovered new things about me he just couldn't touch.
August 05, 2010
23:05
A Good Morning
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

While giving a girl lift my phone rang

Answering, ''mornin' baby...'' my voice sang

...I love you too and then I hung up

Closer the girl came, my right ear she cupped

Softly she whispered...I smiled with glee

She said, 'I can be your baby too, if you want me'
August 04, 2010
22:00
A Real Man
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why do you like him?
Because he is real.
What makes him real?
He was staring at me across the room.
He walked over to say hello.
He said it was my body he was mad about
And if I wasn't such a lady
He'd have loved me too.
August 03, 2010
22:47
Why Did You Marry Him
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Young Woman:
Why did you marry him?

Older Woman:
You see,
My Father, he was rich
My Father, he liked that boy
My Father, I saw his will by chance
That Boy, he was getting one half
And I, his daughter, the other
My Father, I wanted all his wealth
That Boy, that's why I married him
Then by father died by chance.
And my husband lies buried in France.
July 30, 2010
10:18
J'adore Singapore
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I was dreaming of Singapore
Long before this dawn
Then a girl beeped me on the net
And she was from Singapore
July 29, 2010
12:19
Leg Divide
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

after waiting two days
and thinking both ways
you won't call - i decide
there'll be no leg divide
12:19
Leg Divide
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

after waiting two days
and thinking both ways
you won't call - i decide
there'll be no leg divide
July 28, 2010
9:16
Flight Stewardess
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

She scolded a difficult man
And put the others in their seats
She asked me my name
And walked me down the narrow aisle
Something seemed to ignite
For she sat next to me
After serving snacks
Between intros and her life's plans
She wrote her number on my napkin.
July 27, 2010
0:16
She's Gone!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

In the wee hours of today,
she took a quick bath,
I think I saw fear in her eyes
and she said she was going.

Going back to her parents,
was she running away from me,
or from her fear,
her fear of wanting me too...

Oh, this my wife's sister!
July 26, 2010
0:05
My wife's sister!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I see her, everyday
short skirts, beautiful behind,
sexy eyes.

I think she might know,
that I made a mistake,
she might want me too!
July 19, 2010
7:49
Primary School Stuff!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Anyone ever come across this at Grade 3?

I stood beneath the moon alone
To count the stars at night
For me it was impossible
Although they were so bright...
July 13, 2010
15:46
Angel Looking to Fall
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I've done well lately resisting you. Now let them bring another angel. I'm dying to fall.
July 12, 2010
6:41
Cold as ever!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

It creeps on your toes first and freeze them.

Then the whole body gets numb.

Once you are cold, you get depressed.

I really wish it was summer!
July 07, 2010
12:23
Raw Animal Seduction Pure
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

She has this faint, late-afternoon, acrid body smell
Which curiously makes me want her the more
I wonder: is this an ancient secret spell
Or is it raw, animal seduction pure
July 06, 2010
6:56
Typical macho man, married good looking woman. ...
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Typical macho man, married good looking woman. After the wedding, he categorically laid down the following rules:

1. I will be home when I want, If I want, at whatever time I want.
2. I do not expect any hassles from you, I expect very good dinner on the table every evening, unless if I tell you not to.
3. I shall go hunting, boozing, card playing, watch soccer games etc, when i want, with whoever I want and I dont expect any calls asking me to come home.

"Any questions?" the macho man asked the new wife afterwards.

"Not really," the wife said, "just know that there will be sex in this house everyday at 7pm whether you are here or not!"
July 02, 2010
9:31
Memorandum
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

From: Penpowder
To: All readers of this blog
Subject: Africa v The World

Please note that I am now leaving my desk to watch one of our numerous battles against the world. Today, I am confident that our representative, Ghana, will do the job against the South Americans. By Monday, the world should have learnt its first lesson from us.

Thank you
July 01, 2010
5:44
Mother of six!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Hubby habitually calls wife "Mother of six" to her utter dismay. At a party, wanting to go home, he shouts at the top of his voice "Mother of six lets go home now", to which wife shouts back, "Ok, father of three!"
June 25, 2010
6:45
You Look Like My Cousin
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

When many women make a cold-start approach, you always look like their brother, cousin or friend.
June 24, 2010
11:33
The Usual
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You haven't given me the usual, today.
June 23, 2010
2:00
Song in Her Body
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why do you love her?
Because she walks with a song in her body!
June 22, 2010
6:59
Poetry in Your Soul
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why do you love me?
Because you have poetry in your soul!
June 21, 2010
14:57
Thinking of Calling Me
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

- How many times did you think of calling me last weekend? Be honest, I felt it too...

- Zero. But twice I thought of texting you...
June 20, 2010
10:11
Unreasonable reasonable!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

The Law Society of Zimbabwe says you should bill a client within a reasonable time after performance of work. How much is reasonable time?
10:09
Beaustupid Girl!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I saw her moving acroos town huffing and puffing on a soiled cigaret. Such looks, so much waste...
8:58
The Wink
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

- Did you just wink at me 3 times?

- Did you notice all 3 times?
June 19, 2010
4:54
A Solicited Ride
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Will you give me a ride in your big car?
I'll get off before we go too far.
June 15, 2010
16:52
Loaded Chat
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Chatting with you for 1 hour is like reading 10 books.
June 14, 2010
3:27
Suggestive Introduction
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Married older woman with hubby sitting a metre away, why did your eyes flutter half-shut when I was introduced to you, huh?
June 07, 2010
18:45
Because I Never Break Up
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

She always had natural, handsome good looks. He asked her, "Do you ever [use] make up?" She countered, "No, because I never break up!"
June 04, 2010
5:35
Girl from Geneva
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I chased after her halfway across the city to have cocktails and pizza. Was it because of her height or the way she brushed her hair tightly at the sides and left the top wild?
May 21, 2010
4:22
Infrequent Relations
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Last night at a bar...

Female Blogger: We haven't related in a year!

Male Blogger: Can we relate tonight?
May 19, 2010
3:53
Treat Them Mean
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Treat them mean
To keep them keen?
The mind of a fool!
It's so uncool!
May 11, 2010
3:10
On Your Mind Today
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Watching you watching me...
Straightening your back...
Pointing your boobs...
Picking your path...
To meet with mine...
Taking the lift...
Me taking the stairs...
I say "Wouldn't you rather take the stairs?"
I know you don't hear me...
But you smile for/with me anyway...
A coy smile...
I know what will take your thoughts today...
May 04, 2010
3:02
Hard is the Heart...
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Hard is the Heart I'm loving lots in May!
April 26, 2010
10:03
Hop In
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

"Pretty Girl, Pretty Girl, hop into my car quickly. You mustn't be seen in a place like this!"
April 23, 2010
14:34
The Singing Sharpener
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

There's this sharpener in my office
Which sings happy songs after every sharpening
When you pull out the pencil

There's this girl in my office
Who likes to sharpen her pencils
At least five times a day.
April 17, 2010
18:11
Pink, Town, Gown
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Woman in pink all over town
Won't you arouse in my morning gown?
April 16, 2010
20:05
Crossing Legs
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

If you cross your legs before I walk in
I'll cross my heart not to look in between
April 07, 2010
4:27
Like a Child
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Hugging me to your bosom, and saying I'm like a child...
March 29, 2010
16:39
Cheating on me with Your Boyfriend
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

don't come smiling
and hugging me
in the morning,
woman.
you were cheating
on me last night
with your boyfriend,
i know that.
March 25, 2010
20:02
One Hour With You
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I only seek one hour with you; no more.
My words will unlock any woman's door.
8:22
i can see the sea
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

the waves come up and kiss the shore
waves are fleeting, i need more
the tide comes in and fills my moat
thats what i need girl; float my boat.
March 22, 2010
14:08
Dancing with a Virgin
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I was dancing with a virgin (everybody says so) at the beach. They said the same thing about her last year. She'd not even dance with anybody else but me. It made me feel like I was her first love, until she said 'things' had changed about her since last year. I keep wondering who 'danced' first with her.
March 15, 2010
14:40
Bosom Friend
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

She: But, you are my bosom friend...

He: Ho, have I seen your bosom before?
March 13, 2010
14:43
The Scrotum Flavour
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

At the ice-cream shop,
The girl in front of me asks the assistant:
Which ones have the nuts,
And I join her conversation, and say
The "scrotum flavour".
It just pops out of my mouth.
March 06, 2010
19:35
In the Club
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Her gap-tooth gleaming gripped my heart.
March 05, 2010
2:35
Why I Didn't Pick You
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

O sultry neighbourhood girl,
I'd just broken wonderful wind
In my rolled-up car
When I saw you standing there
Melting your eyes on me
So, how could I give you a ride
In last night's hamburger essence?
February 25, 2010
2:12
Every Woman Inch of You
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You've got the kind of body that was made to give a man a lot of pleasure...every inch of you that's woman makes me that much more a man

(Lines from one of my fave Kenny Rogers songs)
February 24, 2010
7:37
Phone-tasies
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I just don't know why
I can't picture you in clothes
When we're talking on the phone.
February 21, 2010
13:10
Playing Hard to Get (The Same Old Song)
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Spend every night asking about me
When I call, pretend not to know me
After 10 minutes, offer a weak recall
When I hang up, I'll never call again
This silly ritual of playing hard to get
Only makes you "the same old song"
February 09, 2010
15:01
Pole Position
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

i was competing for her affection
after an outing i pulled her in my direction
'baby, how can i make pole position?'
'easy', she replied, 'adjust your pole's position.'
February 07, 2010
14:52
Jesus Cleavage
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

"He loves Jesus and cleavage", a description of a soldier that I just saw in a movie!
February 06, 2010
18:47
The Link
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

- What would you like to drink?

- Don't know. What d'you think?

She gives him a 'wicked' wink

But he fails to make the link!
February 02, 2010
12:53
One-Dimple Girl
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

One-Dimple Girl, I can screw another one for you!
January 23, 2010
8:43
Grape Erection
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

He said at dinner, “Grapes give me an erection.” She came back, “May I have some too?” He closed, “Do you want an erection too?”
January 20, 2010
9:34
Baby and a baby
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

This morn, you looked at me and called me a baby. Tens years ago in school, you used to call me "Baby".
January 18, 2010
13:59
The Promise
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

No matter what she's saying
She heaves and goes silent
When you reach towards her cheek
Luxuriating in the promise
January 17, 2010
17:21
The Colour of It
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I asked its colour with slight insistence
White, green, pink, purple
She revealed with little resistance
January 16, 2010
17:40
Miss Barely Legal
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Miss Barely Legal wishes to ask me out, but, then again, she doesn't. She knows that we can flirt 'downstairs', but once 'upstairs' it's dirt.
January 15, 2010
4:34
Miss Butterfly
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Yes, you're a looker...
But, how long, I wonder...
Will you stay on my flower...
January 13, 2010
8:46
Victory Smile
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Neighbourhood girl, always ignoring me when I'm washing my car in shorts and flip flops...You saw me come out today in a suit...When I said hello, you couldn't find your voice...I let you catch my victory smile...
January 08, 2010
1:29
Lessening Libido
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I would really like to know
Should I stop saying hello
Or go totally incommunicado
And perhaps return incognito
To spur your lessening libido?
January 07, 2010
13:16
Blind Dates
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Hell no, I'll not meet your friend on a blind date. if she were so fresh, she wouldn't need one, and all blind dates I've had were scary. One was literally a blind date - the girl had one eye!
December 29, 2009
11:19
Delicious Distance
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

How sweet are my fantasies away from you...all the things I can't do when with you.
December 24, 2009
9:54
Divorcing Women
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

There is something sweetly sexy about a beautiful divorcing woman, no?
December 22, 2009
12:57
Having Sex in a Foreign Language
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

It was awful this confession I had to make to an unknown girl on the internet; that I had not had sex in French or Spanish.
12:45
Lecture Lust
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why do I always have to stand opposite "Nice-Legs-in-a-Mini-Skirt" when I am speaking to a client's employees? It can be disconcerting and "stiffening".
December 16, 2009
2:59
Already in Bed
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Eesh, woman, don't you get it?
If I ask to see you at night,
And you say you're already in bed,
Don't you know the bed is the whole idea?
December 15, 2009
8:08
Nice Shoes
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You get up and walk away from the table. You watch me undetected, the way only women can. You expect me to play my eyes on you, but I don't. I turn to the weather on TV instead. I praise your shoes when you come back. With raised eyebrows, you're so impressed. I feel like I've earned a bonus point on your score sheet. Sweet!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8603518699749958184?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 10, 2009
14:46
Married and Harried
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

- Why are we so harried,br / and hurried?br /br /- Because you're married.br / Your hubby finds out,br / And we'll be buried!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5667964914958139970?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 05, 2009
14:40
the stretch
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

i saw you smilebr /took your digitsbr /we talked for a whilebr /you made up your mind: hard to getbr /i made up mine: easy to forgetdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6632054344802256161?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 03, 2009
13:42
Brushing Against Me
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

- You just brushed against me.br /br /- It was an accident.br /br /- But you just did it again.br /br /- Sorry, I was born clumsy.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8109246464372071755?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 22, 2009
12:28
The Opening Move
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

span style="font-weight:bold;"Usher/span: Oh, is that your car?!br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Me/span: Always a pretty girl at a funeral.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Usher/span: Really? You think I’m pretty?br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Me/span: Where’s the Deceased? I’d like to pay my last respects.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Usher/span: But, first, you need to park your car properly.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Me/span: You know, what I said pretty girls? I meant my car. Her name’s Marion.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2109475419959366848?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 20, 2009
3:04
Downsized Group Hug
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You look down shylybr /Speak with another's voicebr /And stray into my officebr /You really want that hug, huh?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-971652419027750737?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 19, 2009
1:54
Group Hug
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

"Dear Co-worker standing with your curvy sister at the foot of the stairs, can we all have a group hug?"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3207975409504375891?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 16, 2009
2:56
Connected for a Moment
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

The girl on my street and Ibr /We shared a moment this morningbr /Me in my car, she in her morning gownbr /Will I see her tomorrow at 6?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7431708456209133925?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 09, 2009
12:21
Fruit of Lust
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

At the first fruit of lustbr /I should have scythed you downbr /But we stopped to stare each other downbr /Now we've lost the freshnessdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4023887695610557651?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 30, 2009
12:40
The Lecture
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I standing before twenty facesbr /But I'm giving the lecturebr /To only your crossed legsdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2834094791428497561?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 21, 2009
16:35
Loving Your Mama
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why do I love your Mama?br /Because she's so fine,br /And she's you at 50!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5787766422214611367?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
10:41
Fanta
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I got the funny feeling when you said you liked Fanta,Nuna, that we were not talking about cool drinks.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8874768174267042419?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 18, 2009
7:34
A SMILE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
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I saw him smile, and my heart was his,divthough he had yet to ask./divdivFinally he said what I longed to hear,/divdivbut the name at the end was not mine. /divdivNever once did he lead me to believe/divdivthat the smile was more than a smile;/divdivso why do I feel cheated and used /divdivwhen all he did was smile...../divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6273819335592606366?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 15, 2009
3:17
Need to Prey
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The longer you fight to stay awaybr /The stronger grows my need to prey!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2103071724793452419?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
3:04
Happy Souvenir
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These fervid flames fade quicklybr /So, why don't we, my Dearbr /Roll in the desire thicklybr /And save a happy souvenir?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6902263347618778387?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 13, 2009
20:45
weird
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Why does it always get weird,divfirst it's attraction, /divdivbut they determine/divdivit's only one-sided/divdivit usually...no...no always gets weird/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7659307056226471919?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 10, 2009
10:10
The Mating Dance
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3 lingering touches from youbr /Only 30 minutesbr /Into our 1st datebr /Mating Dance already begun!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8182077225635242460?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 08, 2009
21:15
DILEMMA
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Today i kissed a Girl, as i am a girl this is strangedivi believe, and quite strongly too, that i am straight/divdivbut i rather enjoyed this feminine tangle of tongues/divdivis one encounter enough to conclude that i'm gay/divdivoh dear, i'm in trouble cuz this was not the first time/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7975617471747557530?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 07, 2009
4:06
Winning By Not Making The First Move
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If you'd like me to talk to youbr /I think it's only fairbr /That standing where you arebr /With friends or whoeverbr /You make eye contact with mebr /Flash a little smilebr /Flutter your eyelidsbr /Lean forward a bitbr /While lightly touching your breastbr /No fool could miss that cue.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7678765431974391573?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 05, 2009
7:35
Intelligent Hips
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Last Friday, I saw this girl at the bank with such intelligent hips, and I followed her upstairs to feed on her intelligence.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3545123563013234817?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div

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