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March 13, 2010
19:43
The Scrotum Flavour
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At the ice-cream shop,br /The girl in front of me asks the assistant:br /Which ones have the nuts,br /And I join her conversation, and saybr /The "scrotum flavour".br /It just pops out of my mouth.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6666906041690662652?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
March 07, 2010
0:35
In the Club
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Her gap-tooth gleaming gripped my heart.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-845387399325846829?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
March 05, 2010
7:35
Why I Didn't Pick You
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O sultry neighbourhood girl,br /I'd just broken wonderful windbr /In my rolled-up carbr /When I saw you standing therebr /Melting your eyes on mebr /So, how could I give you a ridebr /In last night's hamburger essence?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2074326625647763005?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 25, 2010
7:12
Every Woman Inch of You
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You've got the kind of body that was made to give a man a lot of pleasure...every inch of you that's woman makes me that much more a manbr /br /(Lines from one of my fave Kenny Rogers songs)div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2990785838754564899?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 24, 2010
12:37
Phone-tasies
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I just don't know whybr /I can't picture you in clothesbr /When we're talking on the phone.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-999409524672334272?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 21, 2010
18:10
Playing Hard to Get (The Same Old Song)
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Spend every night asking about mebr /When I call, pretend not to know mebr /After 10 minutes, offer a weak recallbr /When I hang up, I'll never call againbr /This silly ritual of playing hard to getbr /Only makes you "the same old song"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2446537589831835821?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 09, 2010
20:01
Pole Position
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i was competing for her affectionbr /after an outing i pulled her in my directionbr /'baby, how can i make pole position?'br /'easy', she replied, 'adjust your pole's position.'div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5900229746813759351?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 07, 2010
19:52
Jesus Cleavage
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"He loves Jesus and cleavage", a description of a soldier that I just saw in a movie!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8797705232090146167?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 06, 2010
23:47
The Link
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- What would you like to drink?br /br /- Don't know. What d'you think?br /br /She gives him a 'wicked' winkbr /br /But he fails to make the link!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-101506738348027815?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
February 02, 2010
17:53
One-Dimple Girl
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One-Dimple Girl, I can screw another one for you!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6994131870784986141?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 23, 2010
13:43
Grape Erection
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He said at dinner, “Grapes give me an erection.” She came back, “May I have some too?” He closed, “Do you want an erection too?”div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8706033040602820274?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 20, 2010
14:34
Baby and a baby
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This morn, you looked at me and called me a baby. Tens years ago in school, you used to call me "Baby".div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3415327430551353590?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 18, 2010
18:59
The Promise
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No matter what she's sayingbr /She heaves and goes silentbr /When you reach towards her cheekbr /Luxuriating in the promisediv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4177713168105285458?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 17, 2010
22:21
The Colour of It
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I asked its colour with slight insistencebr /White, green, pink, purplebr /She revealed with little resistancediv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4004805599791067684?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 16, 2010
22:40
Miss Barely Legal
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Miss Barely Legal wishes to ask me out, but, then again, she doesn't. She knows that we can flirt 'downstairs', but once 'upstairs' it's dirt.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6452993358998666051?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 15, 2010
9:34
Miss Butterfly
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Yes, you're a looker...br /But, how long, I wonder...br /Will you stay on my flower...div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-681609831582202791?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 13, 2010
13:46
Victory Smile
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Neighbourhood girl, always ignoring me when I'm washing my car in shorts and flip flops...You saw me come out today in a suit...When I said hello, you couldn't find your voice...I let you catch my victory smile...div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7309274981923045497?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 08, 2010
6:29
Lessening Libido
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I would really like to knowbr /Should I stop saying hellobr /Or go totally incommunicadobr /And perhaps return incognitobr /To spur your lessening libido?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4803330548823764740?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
January 07, 2010
18:16
Blind Dates
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Hell no, I'll not meet your friend on a blind date. if she were so fresh, she wouldn't need one, and all blind dates I've had were scary. One was literally a blind date - the girl had one eye!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7392718469237919736?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 29, 2009
16:19
Delicious Distance
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How sweet are my fantasies away from you...all the things I can't do when with you.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2768027913910207983?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 24, 2009
14:54
Divorcing Women
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There is something sweetly sexy about a beautiful divorcing woman, no?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3546197176650130882?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 22, 2009
17:57
Having Sex in a Foreign Language
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It was awful this confession I had to make to an unknown girl on the internet; that I had not had sex in French or Spanish.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4044937874827008818?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
17:45
Lecture Lust
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Why do I always have to stand opposite "Nice-Legs-in-a-Mini-Skirt" when I am speaking to a client's employees? It can be disconcerting and "stiffening".div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-775631232788706203?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 16, 2009
7:59
Already in Bed
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Eesh, woman, don't you get it?br /If I ask to see you at night,br /And you say you're already in bed,br /Don't you know the bed is the whole idea?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-595778101150001907?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 15, 2009
13:08
Nice Shoes
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You get up and walk away from the table. You watch me undetected, the way only women can. You expect me to play my eyes on you, but I don't. I turn to the weather on TV instead. I praise your shoes when you come back. With raised eyebrows, you're so impressed. I feel like I've earned a bonus point on your score sheet. Sweet!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8603518699749958184?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 10, 2009
19:46
Married and Harried
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- Why are we so harried,br / and hurried?br /br /- Because you're married.br / Your hubby finds out,br / And we'll be buried!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5667964914958139970?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 05, 2009
19:40
the stretch
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i saw you smilebr /took your digitsbr /we talked for a whilebr /you made up your mind: hard to getbr /i made up mine: easy to forgetdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6632054344802256161?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
December 03, 2009
18:42
Brushing Against Me
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- You just brushed against me.br /br /- It was an accident.br /br /- But you just did it again.br /br /- Sorry, I was born clumsy.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8109246464372071755?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 22, 2009
17:28
The Opening Move
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span style="font-weight:bold;"Usher/span: Oh, is that your car?!br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Me/span: Always a pretty girl at a funeral.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Usher/span: Really? You think I’m pretty?br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Me/span: Where’s the Deceased? I’d like to pay my last respects.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Usher/span: But, first, you need to park your car properly.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"Me/span: You know, what I said pretty girls? I meant my car. Her name’s Marion.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2109475419959366848?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 20, 2009
8:04
Downsized Group Hug
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You look down shylybr /Speak with another's voicebr /And stray into my officebr /You really want that hug, huh?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-971652419027750737?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 19, 2009
6:54
Group Hug
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"Dear Co-worker standing with your curvy sister at the foot of the stairs, can we all have a group hug?"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3207975409504375891?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 16, 2009
7:56
Connected for a Moment
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

The girl on my street and Ibr /We shared a moment this morningbr /Me in my car, she in her morning gownbr /Will I see her tomorrow at 6?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7431708456209133925?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
November 09, 2009
17:21
Fruit of Lust
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At the first fruit of lustbr /I should have scythed you downbr /But we stopped to stare each other downbr /Now we've lost the freshnessdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4023887695610557651?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 30, 2009
16:40
The Lecture
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I standing before twenty facesbr /But I'm giving the lecturebr /To only your crossed legsdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2834094791428497561?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 21, 2009
20:35
Loving Your Mama
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why do I love your Mama?br /Because she's so fine,br /And she's you at 50!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5787766422214611367?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
14:41
Fanta
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I got the funny feeling when you said you liked Fanta,Nuna, that we were not talking about cool drinks.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8874768174267042419?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 18, 2009
11:34
A SMILE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

I saw him smile, and my heart was his,divthough he had yet to ask./divdivFinally he said what I longed to hear,/divdivbut the name at the end was not mine. /divdivNever once did he lead me to believe/divdivthat the smile was more than a smile;/divdivso why do I feel cheated and used /divdivwhen all he did was smile...../divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6273819335592606366?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 15, 2009
7:17
Need to Prey
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The longer you fight to stay awaybr /The stronger grows my need to prey!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2103071724793452419?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
7:04
Happy Souvenir
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

These fervid flames fade quicklybr /So, why don't we, my Dearbr /Roll in the desire thicklybr /And save a happy souvenir?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6902263347618778387?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 14, 2009
0:45
weird
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Why does it always get weird,divfirst it's attraction, /divdivbut they determine/divdivit's only one-sided/divdivit usually...no...no always gets weird/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7659307056226471919?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 10, 2009
14:10
The Mating Dance
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

3 lingering touches from youbr /Only 30 minutesbr /Into our 1st datebr /Mating Dance already begun!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8182077225635242460?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 09, 2009
1:15
DILEMMA
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Today i kissed a Girl, as i am a girl this is strangedivi believe, and quite strongly too, that i am straight/divdivbut i rather enjoyed this feminine tangle of tongues/divdivis one encounter enough to conclude that i'm gay/divdivoh dear, i'm in trouble cuz this was not the first time/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7975617471747557530?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 07, 2009
8:06
Winning By Not Making The First Move
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

If you'd like me to talk to youbr /I think it's only fairbr /That standing where you arebr /With friends or whoeverbr /You make eye contact with mebr /Flash a little smilebr /Flutter your eyelidsbr /Lean forward a bitbr /While lightly touching your breastbr /No fool could miss that cue.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7678765431974391573?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 05, 2009
11:35
Intelligent Hips
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Last Friday, I saw this girl at the bank with such intelligent hips, and I followed her upstairs to feed on her intelligence.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3545123563013234817?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
October 01, 2009
17:48
Four Cheeks
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Today I saw this young, pretty policewoman in low-waist jeans, with beads on her hips. She had this little sexy mole on one of her four cheeks. I won't tell you which...div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5014361686948862767?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 27, 2009
5:05
Why is the baby black?
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

A chinese couple had a black baby. The husband didn't believe that it was his baby. Husband asked, "Why baby black?" wife said, "U hot, I hot, baby burnt!!!"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4632178469791902726?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 24, 2009
18:47
Thin Line
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You say that you hate mebr /The only guy who doesn't return your callsbr /You say worry about mebr /What I do 'cause I'm never with you!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-9141082137408034374?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
17:01
........i'm waiting!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

i love you is not a question...br /br /br /so why is an answer expected?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5786895358154902615?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 23, 2009
12:30
Not Hungry Enough!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

In Osu, very recently,br /A smart guys crisply walks into a Pizza shop,br /He orders the smallest,br /The waiter asks, "should I cut it into 4 or 6 pieces?"br /The guy considers, and replies confidently,br /"Just cut it into 4, dont think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-505842821425633161?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 22, 2009
16:20
Misplaced Courage!
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

A macho man and a beauty, far in a remote flung village, drop off a bus at nightbr /They don't know each otherbr /They walk a mile and come to the river, which is full, cutting them from their village acrossbr /Backtracking they seek shelter at a homestead for the nightbr /br /The lone homestead owner has only one room to sparebr /And so he places a log between them, since theye were not marriedbr /The next morning they head back to the riverbr /But the river has not given upbr /br /The man takes off his shoesbr /Tells the woman he has gathered the courage to cross the raging riverbr /Holding her waist, the woman shouts:br /br /"You stupid fool, you failed to gather the courage,br /to cross the log that lay between us the whole night,br /but now think you can cross a raging river!"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6859577791242641021?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 18, 2009
13:39
Lunch
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

Finally, after 3 weeks, br /She asks me:br /Will you eat MY LUNCH with me?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2572707230150784593?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 15, 2009
18:18
See You Soon...
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

"See you soon inside me"br /I heard a girl tell somebody on the phone at a bus stop.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2667854191472175936?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 11, 2009
7:35
Behind Beauty
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

He caught the rear viewbr /Her bubble behindbr /And walked up to herbr /He called her beautifulbr /"But you've not seen my face", said she.br /"Yes, but I've seen enough!"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3884540998507943392?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 08, 2009
7:47
Pleasant Places
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

You must have a reasonbr /For telling mebr /That as we're talkingbr /On the phonebr /You're touching yourselfbr /In many pleasant placesdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7843613903529413148?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 04, 2009
11:00
The Girl That Makes Me Smile
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

It's not money that makes me smilebr /It's not power that makes me smilebr /It's not fame that makes me smilebr /It's a girl that makes me smilebr /And i don't even have her yet!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6182338346431131399?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 02, 2009
10:49
Lets be honest...
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We are all gathered here in the presence of God and man to join these people in holy matrimony. We know they have been sleeping together in secret but now they can do it with the knowledge of everyone. And as marriage is holy, at least in theory, I put it forth that if there is anyone in this gathering who has a valid reason why these two should not be joined, speak now or forever hold your peace. Anyone ...... Is there anyone .....? C'mon, he must have slept with some of you? Someone.... ? Anyone .... ? I know someone here has slept with her too? Well, I guess they were all one night stands.br /br /Moving on swiftly. Mr Groom, do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded bride, to love to cherish and to hold, to listen to her whinning halfway through the night, always suck up to his father, to always lose an argument or else..., to listen to unending lies about her having a headache when you really need to release steam, put up with PMS... sometime faked... till death do you part? (I do?.....)br /br /Very well. And do you Miss Bride, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love to cherish and to hold. To cook for, clean up after, give up watching soaps and anything interesting when there is football, find the toilet seat up everytime, Clean pee of it, take care fo kids alone, house his in laws, cook tea for his friends during any important game for all the days of your life? (I do? .... ) Well then, I pronounce you husband and wife. What God has joined, let no man, neighbour, handsome workmate, barmaid, beer brand, ex's, in-laws, milkman, shamba-boy, driver or sexy secretary put asunder. You may kiss the bride...br /br /Now THAT I call honesty!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5086660786178903651?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' //div
September 01, 2009
17:43
Dionne Gave Me Chocolate
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Dionne was walking bybr /I asked Dionne for chocolatebr /Dionne did not give mebr /Dionne walked awaybr /I stood there waitingbr /Dionne came back br /Dionne looked in her bagbr /Dionne gave me chocolatediv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6200918749666673191?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 31, 2009
20:03
Public Dance Floor
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... but take one step closer, and we'll start the union dance.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7983669696243522655?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 28, 2009
23:26
unrequited
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come closer my lover, not my love..div'tis but a joining of bodies, not of hearts../divdivso what if in my mind tis but one and the same../divdivof my longings you shall never know./divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3915606939482720872?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
14:17
Vibrator Maniac
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Lady in on the phone.br /br /"heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-648865151753341839?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 25, 2009
22:50
Be Careful what you Wish for
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A wife tired of being ridiculed by her husband, a lover of span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"voluptuous/span span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"bosoms/span, for having small assets chanced upon a magic mirror at a garage sale. She brought it home and hung in on the bathroom door. Standing before it naked she saidbr /br /Magic Mirror on the bathroom door, make my span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"bosom/span 4 times more!br /She was gifted with a nice set of double span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"Ds/span.br /br /Her husband as you may figure was over the moon with joy. He asked what had happened and rushed span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"upstairs/span to the bathroom after being told. He stood before the mirror stark naked, looked at his wife and said, 'Now watch this woman!' Turning to the mirror he hollered.br /br /Magic Mirror on the bathroom door, make my 'span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"johnson/span' touch the floor...!br /br /His lost his legs.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5407586934893259881?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 21, 2009
16:25
One Stone!
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There once was an Indian who had only one "ball" and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. br /br /Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. Word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for a long time. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.br /br /She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone !!!br /br /Source: Extract from Indian folklorediv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6167130927850946083?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 20, 2009
18:24
Saffron-Dress Usurper
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I have been stuck everyday all week in traffic at the same place. The same pretty girl stops in a white SUV, gives me a honk, then a wink, and then the link into her the free lane. But, this morning, I could not smile back at her, because I was looking at this pretty girl in the saffron dress, walking across the street.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8858054243263137106?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 13, 2009
12:31
You I Delete
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in my carbr /you gave me skinbr /and a big smilebr /and your house numberbr /and your phone numberbr /and where we could meetbr /where people would not seebr /but i've called four timesbr /the time is always badbr /so, you, i deletebr /you, your skin, your numbers!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4250317639490513436?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 12, 2009
9:26
Love can see.
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if love is blind , divand age is just a number,/divdivwhy do men go for the pretty, sprite young fillies /divdivand women for the strong, handsome young colts with sturdy hind legs?/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4252833982403019644?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 08, 2009
6:22
Shag-It-Off!
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in recent times she has left me confuseddivwe share chemistry but a relation is refused/divdivwe cannot be, no way, no how/divdiv'i can't leave him' she says, i furrow my brow/divdivlife is cruel, she says, i love you so much/divdivi think to myself, Perfect! more gratuitous 'double Dutch'/divdivi have a solution, in telling her i cough/divdivshe asks, 'pardon me?',.... 'smiling i say, lets shag-it-off!'/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-23179535423188604?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 06, 2009
19:47
Adorable
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Moment's milksy cozybr /She calls me adorablebr /I ask her to show mebr /She lovingly pinches my cheekbr /That's different from lovebr /Love would have kissed mediv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2580581051992023275?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 04, 2009
11:35
Kissprints in the Air
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My best friend and Ibr /Had a double date,br /With her new boyfriend,br /And my new girlfriend,br /In my house.br /We introduced the two,br /And went off to get the drinks,br /Leaving them to petty platitudes.br /We returned a minute later, to findbr /KISSPRINTS IN THE AIR!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-1214274470054919037?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
August 03, 2009
15:05
In his pocket
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divWhat has Fiifi got in his pocket?/divdivEsi's number/divdivEfua's locket/divdivHe has Naana's heart which has been broken in two/divdivHe has a gift to act as healing super glue/divdivHe has four condoms, he used to have six/divdivBut he stopped at Esinam's house to get in the mix/divdivEmefa's earring/divdivDzifa's cell/divdivA small bottle of cologne to kill Adwoa's sweet smell/divdivA can of worms to open with Ama/divdivA bone he plans to pick with Naa/divdivHe has his wallet but will not need it/divdivHe allowed Selassie the doctor to bleed it/divdivHe has Titi's watch /divdivHmmmm.......Fiifi's key?/divdivOh No!/divdivHe forgot it at Yaa's when he was forced to flee./divdivbr //divdivbr //divdivbr //divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5325448278422626879?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
7:36
Question.
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What would you say if your long divorced wife emerges after exactly 9 years to beg for your mercy and for you to get back together?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7181521890323116144?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 31, 2009
8:46
To Drive or to Walk?
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Every time, when I drive around Accra,br /I see these bouncy, bubbly, beautiful, juicy babesbr /But when I am on foot,br /there is none.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2321895597804117169?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 29, 2009
18:43
Dance
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divihis cheek is fixed on the nape of her neck/i/divdivihis heart is beating, hes a nervous wreck/i/divdivihe longed to hold her, he dared not ask/i/divdivibut she has approached him and started to dance/i/divdivibr //i/divdivihis hands are shaking but he gathers his nerve/i/divdivihe holds the supple flesh of her handles with verve/i/divdivihis thumbs begin to caress the small of her back/i/divdivihe bites his tongue his body is on the attack/i/divdivibr //i/divdivihe takes a step back, he takes yet another/i/divdivishe asks whats wrong, and he starts to stutter/i/divdivishe presses against him as she pulls him back close/i/divdivihis confidence grows, his excitement no longer shows/i/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-1061694617579888988?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 23, 2009
17:39
Her Birthday!
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half a pint of cranberry vodka!divmakes us flirty and merry!/divdivflop on the bed now here we go!br /divpop goes her cherry!/div/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3987142093329558233?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 20, 2009
7:45
Beaching Sunday!
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Ah, as if there is some concorction pulling them to the sea, the sunday girls at the beach are a blast!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8322107296277396594?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 17, 2009
17:43
Miranda's Love
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Miranda had free love to givebr /Mark said he would die for itbr /Tom said without her he'd not livebr /Andrew just winked at her titbr /Only Andrew scored a big hitdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7888028029368634036?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 16, 2009
16:35
Gotta Get You Home With Me Tonight
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divbMan/b: 'span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"Ello/span Darling/divdivbWoman/b: Go away!/divdivbMan/b: Whats that? Your glad you met me today?/divdivbspan class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"Woma/span/bbn/b: Leave me alone/divdivbMan/b: My house or your home?/divdivbWoman/b: Not on your life?/divdivbMan/b: Does it really matter that i have a wife?/divdivbWoman/b: span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"Eww/span! You disgust me/divdivbM/bspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "anspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; ": Yeah you can trust me. /span/span/divdivbWoman/b: I carry a gun/divdivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "Man:span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; " Lets go have some fun?/span/span/divdivbWoman/b: You span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"know/span what? span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"I'm/span span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"celibate/span./divdivbMan/b: Whats that? You'll sell a bit? FINALLY! How much?/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3665634170378069985?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 15, 2009
14:01
Come let’s play
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I bought a new toybr /Come let’s playbr /It will give you a thrillbr /Come let’s playbr /If you are a boybr /Come let’s playbr /And you just wanna chillbr /Come let’s playdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8912643704132084460?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 13, 2009
11:05
Slurp!
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span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; color: rgb(99, 67, 32); font-size: 13px; "Why do I grin?divdivWhy do I giggle?/divdivbr //divdivBecause her bottom just gave me a wiggle!/divdivbr //divdivWhy do I smile?/divdivWhy do I chuckle?/divdivbr //divdivHow did I manage to pull a muscle!/divdivbr //divdivWhy am I dizzy?/divdivWhy do I sway?/divdivbr //divdivWhat has come over me today?/divdivbr //divdivI'll leave you to guess......It's plain to see! ;)/divdivbr //divdivIts whom, not what has come over me./div/div/spandiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7492168418365202157?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
7:19
The View
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You did not catch me ogling youbr /I only eyed the viewbr /Little black dress flies in the windbr /Snow-white thong firmly pinneddiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2667090539788005569?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 09, 2009
18:02
The Definition of Man
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span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 19px; font-family:-webkit-sans-serif;font-size:13px;"dd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Sunday's man full of promise,/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Monday's man has no worries,/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Tuesday's man is optimistic,/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Wednesday's man is smeared with lipstick,/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Thursday's man will lift any skirt,/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Friday's man is called a jerk,/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "But the man who is born on Saturday/dddd style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; "Is horny and antsy and fidgets away/dd/spandiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8207869669573514327?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
1:15
london bridge is falling down
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the topple of the london bridge is momentusdivpeople all around are baffled/divdivat how something so strong could topple/divdivwonder most of all what caused its fall/divdivit came out of no where/divdivin a form least expected/divdivwith words that seemed non-exisent/divdivchivelry was not dead after all/divdivspasms of vibration swing that bridge/divdivbut it stands ground/divdivvibrations rudely move it to and fro/divdivbut it still holds firm/divdivsensations coupled with vibrations/divdivwords melanged with assuraces/divdivsoon the london bridge of my heart is falling down.../divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5846116886777831943?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 08, 2009
18:16
Hmmmmm.......Hello!!
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Lack of confidence, the bane of his lifedivThe bone of his life, bursting with confidencebr /divHe attempts to talk, she walks awaybr /divHe walks ahead oblivious of his surroundings /divdivShe backs into him and pauses for a moment/divdivHe apologises to her/divdivShe smiles at him/divdivLet the fun begin!/div/div/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8842563104039313418?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
1:51
ghosts of yesterday
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unspoken words desired to be uttereddivchocked up, swallowed and not said/divdivwould it make a difference, would it?/divdivmaybe it will, maybe it won't/divdivfears of past repeating itself/divdivwishing she could let him know/divdivthat it wasn't him, not at all/divdivbut the ghosts of yesterday/divdivreflecting in the words he spoke/divdivcausing a throwback of what was/divdivthat was vowed not to be repeated/divdivif only she will say so/divdivthen he might understand/divdivbut will he ever he understand?/divdivonly he knows/divdivbut will she ever let him know/divdivthis, the unspoken words know/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2583285177875588244?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 07, 2009
17:41
The Big Game
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Buying tickets for the big gamebr /Was quite a slick attackbr /You went far to see that I camebr /And then it all went black.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4272495646782879248?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
17:25
Grit thy enemy
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Drizzly driving with daring D`erickbr /When suddennly he flips his flippy phonebr /Swiftly sifting into a sweety voicebr /And chimely chiding the chubby callerbr /That she should greet his gritty girdy enemiesbr /Who are also spawning spinning spurious flirtsbr /At his chummy chubby cherry caller.br /br /How daring, develish D`erick?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-3956643240454005917?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 04, 2009
14:10
The Look
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span style="font-style:italic;"By Sara Teasdale/spanbr /br /Strephon kissed me in the spring,br /Robin in the fall,br /But Colin only looked at mebr /And never kissed at all.br /br /Strephon's kiss was lost in jest,br /Robin's lost in play,br /But the kiss in Colin's eyesbr /Haunts me night and day.br /br /(I came across this and fell in love with Sara's lyrical writing. I just had to share).div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7150351470077448721?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 03, 2009
7:29
The Full Buffet
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calling off friday's date,br /and replacing with saturday?br /you'll have to draw a sweeter bait -br /i want the full buffet!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5150645172875444086?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
July 02, 2009
14:42
Propositioned by a Pro?
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I'll give you the chance of a lifetime, he saiddivdivI'll do all the work, sit back and relax; /divdivdivbr //divdivthis deal sounds shady, she said/divdiva ride on your dime,what's in it for you?/divdivbr //divdivyou grace my front seat, he said/divdivmy car is decorated, your journey is made./divdivbr //divdivbr //div/divdivbr //div/divdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2697325256636706655?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
7:49
The Pull
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We're fast getting therebr /Though we'll probably notbr /Yet, even standing herebr /The pull's electric hotdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6634879605530689884?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
June 30, 2009
19:24
When it comes
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It comes when you least expect itbr /Taking you back to that space in timebr /When those words were echoedbr /"What goes around comes around"br /It never comes in the same formbr /Never in the way it was handed outbr /Yet when it comes, it stings like "arhhh"br /Making you cuss and regretbr /It comes when it's too late to change thingsbr /When it comes, I'll stand afar and smilebr /But all I will say is "Karma is a b****"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-2605408420953542005?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
9:54
Almost-Love
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we're playing with Almost-Lovebr /the fringe of innocencebr /we easily say "i like you"br /and laugh for no reasondiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-4970954355782866645?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
June 27, 2009
13:31
Billboard Girl
» ‎ tHe fLiRt FiLeS

billboard girl,br /come, gimme a twirl.br /no, no, no!br /why, why, why?br /i've got a bare derriere!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-9142391080632182424?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
June 26, 2009
7:53
The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships
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span style="font-weight:bold;"She/span: Say something nice about my face.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"He/span: Is this the face that launched a thousand ships?br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"She/span: No! I heard that when I was Helen of Troy.br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"He/span: Is this the Sun I woke up to, this morning?br /br /span style="font-weight:bold;"She/span: Awww, that’s sweet. Would you like the Moon tonight?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-1263931288992557487?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
June 25, 2009
11:21
Black Shoes, Red Shoes
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Two pairs of feet walked by.br /One in black shoes, one in red.br /Was wondering whose legsbr /to walk my eyes up,br /But the pantyhosebr /wouldn't let me choose.div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-8247445628874411004?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
June 24, 2009
17:51
With the flow
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From across the roombr /I felt the heat of his gazebr /Smouldering eyesbr /Never faltering, never shiftingbr /I affected nonchalancebr /But my heart raced like a wild horsebr /In a few swift stridesbr /He was by my sidebr /Holding my handbr /Dragging me into the starry nightbr /For a stroll on the beachbr /In the balmy airbr /Hell, I didn’t even know his namebr /But boy, it felt so right!div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-7102403209024081128?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
June 22, 2009
7:05
Kerb-Climbing Beauty
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I saw a woman with long legs...br /...in tiny, tight shorts,br /while driving into Novotel.br /while i was mentally mounting herbr /my car physically mounted the kerbdiv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-5035459402975549860?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
April 09, 2009
12:46
Beach at Dusk
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Watching Chelsea play dominatrix over Liverpool. Halftime commercials. Heineken Ad - lovely golden beach in golden setting sun. Kiz says, "what a lovely place be at with your girl". I respond, "Or any other girl!"div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-1225820033716906131?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
April 08, 2009
16:00
Fruity Lips
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Your lip gloss is fragrant with fruit. Nice. Is it to please you, or is it to tease me?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-1126890625542719864?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
April 07, 2009
18:41
Football Flavour
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Soccer seduction tonight...will go to the bar...watch the girls watch football unawares...plenty to seediv class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-1144057559159097645?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div
April 06, 2009
18:12
Big Brown Boots!
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I awoke, to the thoughts of big brown boots and a thong, with nothing more. Perhaps, I should go back to sleep...div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5223434364008564510-6046845312399799257?l=flirtfiles.blogspot.com'//div

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